@Just_this_time Are you next of kin for yourself? Can you collect some kind of Social Security death benefit or life insurance payout? :)
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31 min 12 sec ago
@zippy1981 I've learned my lesson: Even if I move to outer mongolia I will keep this badge current. :-D
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33 min 24 sec ago
@zippy1981 Finally got the stupid compliance shit straightened out (oh my god 3 weeks I'll never get back, seriously!)
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34 min 1 sec ago
@voretaq7 finally waited in line?
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1 hour 19 min ago
Best benefit of modern technology: No ink to wipe off after fingerprinting.
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4 hours 33 min ago
@6 Government buildings have the best water: They put the unused mimeograph fluid in the water coolers.
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4 hours 34 min ago
@TheSQLGuru The ony gui feature I used is to script DROP statements to get the IF statement.
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5 hours 36 min ago
@TheSQLGuru Any reason to prefer SQLCMD for executing hand written CREATE/ALTER statements to SSMS? #sqlhelp
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6 hours 12 min ago
@TheSQLGuru I write all my CREATES and ALTERs by hand, I just right click script to clipboard drop to make conditional drop statements.
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6 hours 13 min ago
Why doesn't SSMS col drop generate "IF EXISTS (SELECT * FROM sys.columns where object_id = OBJECT_ID('tbl') and name='col_name')"? #sqlhelp
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6 hours 43 min ago